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The real story of Hanukkah

OK, so you all think you know the story of Hanukkah, right? Wrong again, my friends. I’m not sure if you all know about it, but sushi plays a large role in the *real* story of Hanukkah! photo from NPRDigiMedia on flickr After Judah Maccabee and his brethren rededicated the Holy Temple in Jerusalem, they [...]

December 9th, 2009 | Posted in Jews | View Comments

When Gentiles Attack*

When you gentiles attack us Jews, you may be setting up a holy alliance between jews and musilms. Evidence being this story about Jewish-Americans getting their asses kicked by Christian-Americans, and then a Muslim-American coming to their aid. My next piece of evidence will occur in about 240 years. In a post WWIII situation, humans [...]

December 13th, 2007 | Posted in Jews, Muslims, Star Trek | View Comments