Awesome Engrish on my 6x iPhone telephoto lens

I bought a 6x telephoto lens for my iPhone, and when I pulled it out of the box, I didn’t pay much attention to the packaging. The product is basically a joke, but for $17, it’s not a total joke. The biggest joke, however, is the packaging.

Here’s the copy from the back. Enjoy! If you’re going to comment on this, which is encouraged, you must respond using Engrish only.

What happens when you get two people with terrible acting skills together?

This is what happens, my friends. What the fuck is the deal with this? Jerry Seinfeld is too lame to make another tv series, but he’ll let a bunch of suckers pay him $10 million to make horrible ads with Bill Gates? I have no fucking idea what this is about. The moral of this ad is that the future will be confusing and unimportant.