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The purchasing and eating guide for Chilean Sea Bass FAQ. The informative content is hilariously formatted. The beginning of the text is ridiculously big, then when you size it down to look more normal (Command-), there’s some copy below that is teeny tiny! Looks like some apprentice to some undersecretary in the State Department got [...]

In what I consider to be the worst 2 weeks of my recent life, a small beacon of hope has appeared. We finally got government approval on new labels. So those should go to press in the next few weeks with new labels on shelves maybe in 4-6 weeks. Good times. It’s a long project [...]

According to my planet alignment TPS from cafeastrology.com, I’m in for an exciting evening: 23 Trine Neptune – Pluto Positive aspect: Although you will lack reason and logic, on the contrary your psychic faculties (such as inspiration and clairvoyance) are likely to be highly tuned. Ooh, claivoyance. I would recommend that you make your hotel [...]