Dick Cheney has left the building

It looks like the teeny boppers have finally reached the White House. Well, they’ve reached a secure location which cannot be specified. All Cheney needs now is to die on the toilet after gaining about four thousand pounds and he’ll be immortalized. People will flock by the thousands to have a candlelight vigil outside “Gracebunker” where they’ll most likely be put down by America’s military for trespassing on government property. All in the name of a political rockstar.

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