Archive for February, 2007

A dead person with big tits does not constitute a news story

This just seen on the yellow “Developing News” header bar at cnn.com: Lawyer nearly faints at the hearing on the fate of Anna Nicole Smith’s body. Witness offers protein bar.

Send in the clowns

Yet another horrifying event took place today which shows us just how life can imitate art. A man gunned down two clowns in Bogota today. The unfortunate incident seems to recall a “Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy” skit on Saturday Night Live from 15 years ago (estimation): To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re [...]

Want to see what $200 looks like?

Rock impact on windshield It looks like this huge fucking impact mark on my windshield. The center looks a little bit like a comet, no?

Aqualung!

This guy is amazing. Beatboxing and fluting the Super Mario Brothers theme song.